Journal Title

For Future Reference

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 14:03:27 GMT

Ok I've decided that, if I remember, I will post some anecdotes, AKA "funny stories" on my Live Journal for your reading pleasure. You don't even have to read them straight away, you can save them for a rainy day or you can read them when you're feeling blue or any other colour for that matter.

Be patient but at the same time demand satisfaction!

An Update

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 13:15:03 GMT

I know heaps of people going to this thing called Taste of Chaos tonight which is a massive concert.
I'm a little worried because I don't want my friends to get trampled or anything but I hope they're having fun. I was going to go but was too poor to purchase tickets. http://www.tasteofchaos.com/bands.htm

Yes I have a few assignments due/overdue for school :( I'll get them done eventually.

Today

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 10:40:35 GMT

Today on the way to Physics I said to John, who is in my Physics class, "Come on, let's go, John The Holy." and then he said to me "Yes, let's go, Nathan The Prophet."

Boredom Creates These...

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 13:25:13 GMT

εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
motorized vehicle operation violations. Upon observing a subject “doing doughnuts”
... Cook asked the subject to perform five separate field sobriety tests. ...
The Patrickster!!! says:
bethany wants the offspring to
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Well she should have asked me.
The Patrickster!!! says:
lol i knw
The Patrickster!!! says:
lol i added that moo person and they just asked who i was and stuff
The Patrickster!!! says:
lol
The Patrickster!!! says:
she*
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
oh ok
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Don't say you're a friend of mine, because I have never talked to her and she wont know me.
The Patrickster!!! says:
why do you have her addy?
The Patrickster!!! says:
lol
The Patrickster!!! says:
i wont
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
i don't know ...
The Patrickster!!! says:
lol
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
... lands and prohibit the use of motorized vehicles. ... Arrows tipped with small game field
points may ... Regulations respecting the hunting or taking of game animals. ...
The Patrickster!!! says:
ok.........
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
hose with dogs had them on leash. We met a few cyclists. They. yielded, and we yielded. ... really going to work the first Saturday in April so we ...
The Patrickster!!! says:

εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Finally I let the Dr. induce me 10 days after my due date because I ... After reading
several posts about inducing labor, I wanted to tell my story as well: ...
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
... out on DVD an dwill go see the Two Towers the day it comes out and will got
see AOTC, ... Food? how will they pass their time? I give them till March. ...
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Funnel cakes, roasted sweet corn, caramel apples and more to tempt your taste buds.
... Johnny Appleseed's Birthday Party (Belleville/Millstadt/Grafton) ...
The Patrickster!!! says:

εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
These consist of: Masked Rider Super Gold, Press & Go Super Chopper, ...
These consist of: Tarzan with windup surf log, Terk with windup banging pots, ...
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Bob gets intense pleasure from seeing the effect that playing with drums and ...
After verifying that his drummer friends saw no demons, Michael turned to ...
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Valiant was lying on the floor minding his own business. ... The decision made,
the reward too great, the door was pushed wide and down he went. ...
The Patrickster!!! says:
seriously just dont
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
are you rading that?
The Patrickster!!! says:
no
The Patrickster!!! says:
im ignoring it
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
lol it's heaps funny
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
listened to foo fighters album yet?
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
dyl said it's one of thebest albums eh ever bought
The Patrickster!!! says:
yeah ive listened to the first disc
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
yeh
The Patrickster!!! says:
yeah its wicked
The Patrickster!!! says:
so far......
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
kewl
The Patrickster!!! says:
thanks for these cds btw
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
no probs, we got lumps of it out the back
The Patrickster!!! says:
oh ok.....
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Have they gone yet?
The Patrickster!!! says:
who?
εϊз |[2]|[4]|[7]| Nathan… ·$0 says:
Brain
The Patrickster!!! says:
ok...

My 3rd and Possibly 3rd to Last Entry

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 04:44:15 GMT

On Being Yourself

You must realize that you won't be liked by all people.

You can be the finest Apple in the world -
ripe, juicy, sweet, succulent
and offer yourself to all.

But you must remember that there will be
people who do not like apples.

You must understand that if you are the
world's finest apple, and someone
you love does not like apples,
you have a choice of becoming a banana.

But you must be warned that if you
choose to become a banana,
you will be a second-rate banana.

But you will always be the finest Apple.

You must also realize that if you choose
to be a second-rate banana, there will
be people who do not like bananas.

Furthermore, you can spend your whole life
trying to become the best banana -
which is impossible if you are an Apple,
or you can seek again to be the finest Apple.
~ Author Unknown

My Second and Possibly Last Entry...

Tue, 31 May 2005 12:59:04 GMT

Alright so Catch-22 is like this movie that I have semi-half seen and a book that I have never read, but I started using it as a pseudonym (I'm so clever) one day, online only. When I signed up for this Live Journal thing I found that I couldn't have the name Catch-22. I thought for less than a second and came up with catch_13_fish. I do these sort of things sometimes.

My First and Possibly Last Entry

Tue, 31 May 2005 11:27:22 GMT

This whole thing looks a bit dodgy and I don't like the user name that I selected out of nowhere.